Name: Courtney Mae.
~Age: Classified. -
~*~I'm a freak, but I don't give a flying flip. -
~*~*~Don't like me? Then get the heck out of here. -
~*~*~*~I'm under a lot of pressure and I have my fears, but that doesn't stop me from living life to the fullest. -
~*~*~*~*~ I promise to always be there for you no matter what. -

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

(via limes-britannicus)

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Posted
3 months ago
heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

(Source: 4gifs, via destructia)

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Posted
3 months ago
 my neighbor totoro -scenery 

(Source: amy-box, via seedy)

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3 months ago

sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

image

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

image

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

image

lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~

(via walrusorgy)

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3 months ago
damnthatswhack:

The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment

damnthatswhack:

The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment

(Source: onlylolgifs, via ruinedchildhood)

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3 months ago

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via ruinedchildhood)

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Posted
3 months ago

phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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3 months ago

spektrmodule:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

nah but did u guys ever have one of those classes where the teacher was out and the school forgot to assign a sub so everyone stayed super quiet and had a little party for that period unless some narc went and snitched to the office

simpler times

happier times

(via i-will-never-let-go-darlin)

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3 months ago