Name: Courtney Mae.
~Age: Classified. -
~*~I'm a freak, but I don't give a flying flip. -
~*~*~Don't like me? Then get the heck out of here. -
~*~*~*~I'm under a lot of pressure and I have my fears, but that doesn't stop me from living life to the fullest. -
~*~*~*~*~ I promise to always be there for you no matter what. -

Fact of life: You never feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than you’re own home.

Posted
3 months ago
swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

(Source: nemesis-returns, via we-are-dead-from-the-start)

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Posted
3 months ago

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via sheafrasaywhat)

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3 months ago
eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via cvndywife)

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Posted
3 months ago

officialfedex:

i have the body of a 20 year old model

it’s in my fridge you wanna see it

(via 100kplusnotes)

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Posted
3 months ago