Name: Courtney Mae.
~Age: Classified. -
~*~I'm a freak, but I don't give a flying flip. -
~*~*~Don't like me? Then get the heck out of here. -
~*~*~*~I'm under a lot of pressure and I have my fears, but that doesn't stop me from living life to the fullest. -
~*~*~*~*~ I promise to always be there for you no matter what. -

Fact of life: You never feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than you’re own home.

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1 week ago
swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

swagtuscactus:

rileyissohxc:

Brand new

this gif is literal perfection i can’t

(Source: nemesis-returns, via we-are-dead-from-the-start)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via ryanrossknowswhatyoudidinthedark)

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Posted
2 weeks ago
eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via sundaenight)

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Posted
2 weeks ago

officialfedex:

i have the body of a 20 year old model

it’s in my fridge you wanna see it

(via 100kplusnotes)

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2 weeks ago

thetallblacknerd:

towritecomicsonherarms:

stillazarafteralltheseyears:

You know what I find truly remarkable about this scene? Is not just that she JUMPS OFF A SPEEDING ALIEN VEHICLE HUNDREDS OF FEET ABOVE THE GROUND but that she knows the EXACT MOMENT to make the jump to not only hit the roof (which, at that height and speed is an incredibly small target) but to hit it at a point where she isn’t going to a) immediately crash into a wall or b) be carried by her momentum over the other side and down a gazillion stories to the ground.

Natasha had to calculate IN HER HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE the velocity of the alien vehicle, the size of Stark Tower’s roof, how high she was above it (so she wasn’t so high she’d be killed just by the fall to the roof), how long it would take her to make the jump successfully, what position to hit the roof in to minimize the physical damage, possibly even half a dozen other things. A miscalculation either way—too soon or too late—would’ve killed her.

Yeah, when she describes someone genius-level smart in CA:TWS as “slightly smarter than her but only slightly,” she’s NOT KIDDING. Natasha is probably either just as or very nearly as smart as Bruce or Tony or Jane or Betty, her training just meant those smarts were put to use in a different way. And that it’s something she’s trained to manipulate people’s expectations of, just like with her sex. IMO, if Natasha asks to have something explained, it’s not because she doesn’t understand, it’s because she doesn’t want the person she’s asking to KNOW she understands. Because her stock in trade is getting people to underestimate her and then using that against them. And this scene is the proof. Because when no one is watching, she is BRILLIANT.

it’s almost like she’s a highly trained very experienced secret agent of some sort

People ride her nuts so hard. Like you could say this about Black Panther, Daredevil, Bucky, pretty much anyone who leaps from rooftop to rooftop.

(Source: momopuff, via b0ngripz)

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2 weeks ago